guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy)

lindsaychrist:

REMEMBER WHEN I CALLED THE POLICE ON THAT CHURCH FOR BEING TOO LOUD? THEY PUT UP A SIGN FULL OF LAW JARGON SAYING THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE THERE IM CRYING THEY ARE TRYING TO SHADE ME

tinysquids:

*Sing Independent Women while mooching off of my parents*